Wally's Quotes of the Day

This is my great friend Austin Wallace Thornhill. I think the man is quite a miracle. You may have had this experience before, but he's one of the people that leaves you with the feeling described easily as, "Wow, I feel good about myself." Also, he's very creative. We just came up with a hilarious... uh... experience? that we could have. Star Wars music came on in the Crossroads cafeteria and Austin and I immediately--blaming our doughnuts we had just eaten--imagined fighting each other. But all out, as in chairs and tables were orbiting Austin while he used the force to throw them at me, while I dodged them on a floating scooter.
Anyway, Austin was extremely nice and gave me a cookie. His disclaimer though, was this:

"Don't eat the spider. It's plastic."

Quote number two:
Justin: "I want people to get more love in their lives."
Austin: "They just need more Wally."
I hope you love your introduction to my friend Austin Wallace Thornhill. He is the best friend you may never have had.