Do not give this man your facebook password. It's a mistake. He got after me Thursday night, "Justiiiiiin, I want to see a picture of this pretty girl you talk about. C'monnnnnnnnnnn--hey give me your facebook password and I'll look at her album!" And so I gave in.
A few hours passed, mostly with me sleeping. I woke up super refreshed Friday morning, did the breakfast thing, went to work, eventually I checked my email. Lo and behold, some strange comments were sitting there, staring at me out of my yahoo mailbox. They were from facebook. "hahahahaha!" and "you nerd ;)"
Sinking feelings punched through my stomach. I saw the face above this article. And I knew... So I got out my laptop and logged on.
I'll finish with what this man--my best friend--posted for all the world to see as my status... (I will have revenge Ryan. Your head will end up in a toilet bowl or your hand in warm water while you sleep. Your payback will come.)
When you read his comment, notice that he managed to roll up cockiness, obliviousness and mental thickness into one beautifully insulting phrase:
"I'm a sexy man! I just figured it out I think!"


(hahaha :) )